Just another damn group blog!
This week is the same as the last, except there’s more snow and my very talented/prolific CP Roslyn Carrington (AKA Simona Taylor) is having a book giveaway. All you’ve got to do is email her and you’re in. The deadline is Valentine’s Day. Here’s the best part: You get to pick the book! And there are a lot to choose from.
So go to her website, see which of her books interest you then drop her an email. Two lucky people will win.
Now on to business. Below I’ve got 9 topics. Skip what you don’t like, respond to whatever moves you.
1. WHAT WE’RE WRITING
Agent Nathan Bransford received a bunch of query letters last week which he broke into 18 categories. I’ll save the bad news for the end.
Young Adult (of all kinds): 73
Mystery/Suspense/Thriller: 53
Fantasy (includes paranormal and urban fantasy): 28
Historical Fiction: 26
Literary Fiction: 25
Science Fiction: 18
Memoir: 18
Spiritual Novels: 12
Women’s Fiction: 12
Mangst: 11
Middle Grade: 8
How-to/Self-Help: 7
Misc. Nonfiction: 7
Short Story Collection: 6
Religious Manifestos: 5
Biography: 5
Romance: 3
No freaking clue: 6
All in all, he said he got a total of 327 queries last week but made only 4—yes, FOUR—manuscript requests. :wtfno:
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2. AMAZON VS MACMILLAN
This particular battle may be over, but the war is ongoing. First, I’m a loyal Amazon customer, however I know how much the publishing industry is struggling. New technology. Pirating. Book swapping. Used book sales. All these
things factor in when a publisher sets a book price. They know what they need to make a decent profit, therefore, it’s not up to Amazon (a retailer!) to dictate what Macmillan’s prices should be. As a consumer I love cheap books, but as a writer AND a small bookseller, I see what cheap books are doing to my business as well as the publishing industry. Amazon is getting a little too big for its britches. Glad to see Macmillan didn’t back down and that Amazon finally conceded.
What say you?
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3. COUNT YOUR FETUSES
I’ve given birth to three completed books. However, I’ve got dozens of fetuses (unfinished books/proposals) in various stages of development. Off the top of my head, I’d say I’ve got around (including my WIP) 6.
What’s your fetus count?
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4. RWA BLINKS
“Based upon the recommendation of the task force, RWA will no longer designate publishers as “RWA Eligible.” Instead, RWA will have a conference allocation system to identify
“Qualifying Markets,” which must be a non-vanity/non-subsidy publisher or a non-vanity/non-subsidy division, imprint or line of a publisher. Since RWA will no longer have a classification for Eligible Publisher, the Board approved definitions for “Eligible Novel” and “Eligible Novella” based on the non-subsidy/non-vanity production of these works. This change will allow members to qualify for PAN, participate in Romance Sells and trade shows, report first sales in the RWR, and receive a “First Sale” ribbon at conference as long as the terms of the definition are met.”
On the one hand I think it’s great because it recognizes the changing market. On the other, it’s kinda suspect because the only reason this change came to pass is because of the HQ Vanity Press debacle. Bottom line? It took the prospect of losing a big player like Harlequin for RWA to change their antiquated “Recognized Publisher” thingie.
Strangely, this new development both pleases and annoys me.
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5. BLAST FROM THE PAST
This amazing video is a side-by-side comparison of Michael Jackson’s iconic performance of Billie Jean at Motown 25 and Wylie Draper’s recreation of the performance when he portrayed Michael in the movie The Jacksons: An American Dream. As you’ll soon see Wylie pretty much nailed the dancing, but there’s still only one MJ.
Of course Michael died last year, but few people know that Wylie died in 1993 at the age of 24 from leukemia (a year after the film was released). It’s said that Michael hand picked Wylie to portray him in the Jackson’s movie. No doubt Michael probably coached him, considering how good his performance was. Wylie can also be seen as one of the dancers in Michael Jackson’s music video Remember The Time along with Eddie Murphy, Magic Johnson and Iman.
Wylie is on the left and Michael is on the right.
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6. WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
I’m a little late to the party on this, but so be it. Bloomsbury is at it again. This after the Liar debacle. Seems they’ve released another book cover that doesn’t match the protagonist.
Magic Under Glass by Jaclyn Dolamore has a heroine who’s described as: “dark-skinned.” She’s
also said to have “brown skin” and “glossy black hair.” From the other quotes I’ve read, the girl is definitely not white. Far or Middle Eastern perhaps. Maybe Indian. Someone else who’s read the book postulated that she’s probably Turkish. Again, definitely not white.
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And here’s what the AUTHOR came up with for her book trailer. Hmmm…. Trailer heroine is definitely brown-skinned. Strange, indeed.
As an aside, I think if THIS publisher had gotten the author’s manuscript, we’d've seen a vastly different cover. So how do you make a protest statement to a publisher without hurting the author? Boycotting the book is not the answer. Any ideas?
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7. FROM THE VEGETABLE SECTION
This is a parsnip. No, really it is.
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8. DVD WARS
According to Salon.com, Sony Pictures is laying 450 people off and cutting 100 open jobs
because folks just aren’t buying DVDs like they used to. “Our industry is affected by two things: It’s affected by the economy, of course, and it’s affected by technology,” co-chair Amy Pascal says in the video. “Over the last two years, it’s changed people’s DVD buying habits, which has had a huge effect on our company and the industry at large.”
The scary part is, that they’re actually delaying filming on many of their projects–Spiderman 4 in particular. With the influx of DVD rentals, bootlegs, and illegal downloads, no wonder they’re losing money. Interestingly enough, Time Warner bullied Netflix into accepting a deal where Netflix will have to wait 28-days before they can offer new releases to their subscribers. The studio believes this will prompt people to buy DVDs. Um…. NOT. If I didn’t intend to buy the DVD before, their machinations aren’t going to make me buy anything. All that does is make me NOT want to buy. As for Nexflix, supposedly, they’ll be compensated with cheaper wholesale prices, which means they’ll be able to offer more copies to their subscribers. This should eliminate some of the LONG and VERY LONG WAITS people are seeing in their Queues. Strangely, Blockbuster didn’t have to sign such a deal.
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9. LOST **IS** LOST!
I’ve said many times the writers of Lost were just tossing spaghetti on the wall, seeing what would stick. I also said they’d written themselves into corners many times because a lot of the stuff just didn’t make sense and that they wouldn’t be able to explain it in the end.
Well guess what? I WAS RIGHT! The following excerpt was taken from an interview with the Executive Producers in People magazine:
What would you say the fans are asking right now that is a complete waste of their time?
Carlton Cuse: “Are we going to answer all the tiny, little, minute questions?” The focus should be, “How are the character stories going to resolve? What is the destiny of these people that were brought to this place?”
Damon Lindelof: We’re going to answer the mysteries that have relevance to the characters that were on Oceanic 815. If it doesn’t have relevance to them, then we’re pretty much going to let it lie there and let people theorize about it. What’s relevant to the characters on Oceanic 815 and what isn’t? That’s what season six is all about.
Well, guess what? If it wasn’t relevant, then it shouldn’t have been in dang blasted script! IOW, they wrote sensationalized nonsense just to confuse the viewers and to *appear* clever, and now that the series is coming to an end they haven’t the foggiest idea how to explain away all the silly crap they tossed in.
THIS is why I stopped watching this stupid show after Season 1 because I **KNEW** the writers and producers were slinging a bunch of horse$#*&. Now I have proof.
Raine
February 4th, 2010 at 12:12 am
1) I gotta be honest. Really don’t wanna be negative, but I’m starting to feel like phfft–why bother?
3) You’re determined to be depressing today, Tanya! Lessee. Around six pubbed. Maybe four or five other fulls completed. So many fetuses I refuse to count, and enough eggs in cryogenic storage to populate a large village.
4) Can’t get worked up about it. The spin went on for so long I ceased to care quite a while ago. But congrats to anyone who does!
6) Sorry, I can’t see the video, but I did keep track of this for a hot sec…didn’t the publisher claim this cover was conceived before the last uproar, and didn’t they agree (again) to change the cover?
But wouldn’t you think someone in their marketing department would be on top of this problem by now?!
Simona Taylor
February 4th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Thanks for the promo, Tanya! I hope I can repay the favour one day.
Fetuses: I only have one unpublished book, incomplete, but I can’t call it a fetus because as soon as I wrap up these contracted books I’m dusting it off, so brace yourself.
Book covers – brown vs pink: My question isn’t about the publisher’s decision to put a light-skinned woman on the cover, rather HOW MUCH LESS would the book have sold with a dark-skinned protagonist on the cover? It’s a question that perpetually drives me crazy. Terry McMillain aside, do brown skinned characters get a fair shake in the book market?
BernardL
February 4th, 2010 at 10:57 am
On #1, I’m with Raine. I used to care what the agents were all interested in. I’m sticking with writing and querying instead of trying to fill their slots.
3. Two contracts, six other completed manuscripts, one with 120 pages done that is a sequel to one of the completed ones, and one I’m working on now with 100 pages done. I haven’t had a request to see more material in months on my querying. I’ve had a couple of kinder rejections though.
It’s hard to get worked up over the publishing wars. They’re not returning my calls anyway.
7. Wow, a real vegan stud.
Charlene Teglia
February 4th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Lessee.
1. Yes, but bear in mind he probably requested the 4 that were a. in a genre he represented and b. professionally written. Your competition is in the 4.
2. Oh, Amazon, you make me sad. Because people going there to buy my books do not know St. Martin’s is under the Macmillan umbrella or that Amazon and Macmillan are duking it out.
3. Not sure at the moment. At a guess 5. (I always have partials.)
4. I have never understood RWA’s logic. On anything.
7. Dude.
Melissa Blue
February 4th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
1. The numbers rarely bother me, because I spent most of 2008 agent hunting i.e. consuming agent blogs on a daily basis. I kind of accepted the odds are against me. So I only have control over the quality and saleability of my novel. Thinking that way helps me from rocking in a corner somewhere.
4. People keep saying this is RWA backtracking and/or giving in. I think they are at a place they should have been from the get go. Yeah, it can leave one sour that it took Harlequin to make this change, but everything in life is like that. That one person, that one circumstance, that one dna test that changed it all.(You know your Miranda rights? Came along because a serial rapist got off.) So, yeah, I don’t begrudge what led up to the change, because it was a change that needed to happen.
6. There’s a kerfuffle over a Vanity Fair cover right now, because of white washing of up and coming actresses this year. I believe they have up and coming non-white actresses but the cover only shows the white ones. So it’s not just publishing, which tells me it’s a society problem. I believe it’s more than white = relate-able, but the belief that unless you are non-white you will never understand. We all remember Amie’s post on how to write black people. The fear of being seen as a racist or ignorant. The inherent belief of some that they won’t understand both seem to be the underlining problem. It’s a minefield no one wants to walk into. So white becomes the default, which is insulting as hell to everyone. /soapbox
9. I was over at the TED site and found a video of one of the creators of Lost. It was funny, informative and entertaining, but you are right he never intended to solve those threads. A person may have characteristics or parts of their personalities that may seem like red herrings, but deep down it’s connected to something. So to say we’ll only tie off the loose end if it relates to the character–implying they had those red herrings in the first place–is horse shittake and means they were pulling stuff out of their arse for rating. How condescending to the loyal fans. “We strung you along to keep you in the dark.”
Sidenote: I watched a few shows, but dangling plot lines drive me insane.
Melissa Blue
February 4th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Holy crap Batman. Did not mean to write a freaking novel.
Dennie ~
February 4th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
my fetal count will make you vomit… I belive last count was close to (if not over) 30 *hangs head in shame* I tend to get the spark of an idea run with it, get stuck and set it aside to collect dust.
Never have wacthed LOST so no clue what you’re talking about.
Nathan Bransford… just sad
Tanya
February 4th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Raine,
1) I gotta be honest. Really don’t wanna be negative, but I’m starting to feel like phfft–why bother?
Yeah, I feel that way a lot of the time. Then I give my self intentional amnesia so I can try, try again.
3) You’re determined to be depressing today, Tanya! Lessee. Around six pubbed. Maybe four or five other fulls completed. So many fetuses I refuse to count, and enough eggs in cryogenic storage to populate a large village.
I’ve got dozens of eggs (ideas) stored in cryogenic freezers too. So many that I know there’s not enough time to grow them. My attention span is too short anyway.
4) Can’t get worked up about it. The spin went on for so long I ceased to care quite a while ago. But congrats to anyone who does!
I miss the market update they put on the website. Now it’s gone and all they have are a list of publisher names. No links. No nothing. It sucks.
6) Sorry, I can’t see the video, but I did keep track of this for a hot sec…didn’t the publisher claim this cover was conceived before the last uproar, and didn’t they agree (again) to change the cover?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but that’s not good enough. Just more excuses. It shouldn’t have been done in the first place. I’m just too disgusted to be disgusted … if that’s even possible.
Tanya
February 4th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Ros,
Thanks for the promo, Tanya! I hope I can repay the favour one day.
Let’s pray you get the chance.
Fetuses: I only have one unpublished book, incomplete, but I can’t call it a fetus because as soon as I wrap up these contracted books I’m dusting it off, so brace yourself.
As prolific as you are, I didn’t expect you to have any fetuses! All your babies go to full term.
Book covers – brown vs pink: My question isn’t about the publisher’s decision to put a light-skinned woman on the cover, rather HOW MUCH LESS would the book have sold with a dark-skinned protagonist on the cover?
It doesn’t matter. Anything other than what should’ve been there is the only point. Everything else gets a FAIL. Any consideration of model skin color and $$$ by a publisher is discriminatory. I’m so sick of this crap. Why aren’t they? Why can’t they just do the right thing and stop the nonsense?
Tanya
February 4th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Bernard,
On #1, I’m with Raine. I used to care what the agents were all interested in. I’m sticking with writing and querying instead of trying to fill their slots.
So you’re going it alone? Or are you still querying agents?
I haven’t had a request to see more material in months on my querying. I’ve had a couple of kinder rejections though.
Well at least you’re submitting. That’s the important thing!
Wow, a real vegan stud.
Tanya
February 4th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Char,
1. Yes, but bear in mind he probably requested the 4 that were a. in a genre he represented and b. professionally written. Your competition is in the 4.
Thanks for the positive spin. Makes me feel a little better.
2. Oh, Amazon, you make me sad. Because people going there to buy my books do not know St. Martin’s is under the Macmillan umbrella or that Amazon and Macmillan are duking it out.
Amazon needs to stand down. They’re turning into the Big Brother of booksellers. That’s why I refuse to buy a Kindle because of their remote deletion technology. They just go too far.
I have never understood RWA’s logic. On anything.
That’s because they don’t use it.
Tanya
February 4th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Mel,
So I only have control over the quality and saleability of my novel. Thinking that way helps me from rocking in a corner somewhere.
Reminds me of: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
I don’t begrudge what led up to the change, because it was a change that needed to happen.
I begrudge the fact that they had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.
So white becomes the default, which is insulting as hell to everyone. /soapbox
You’ve summed it up rather nicely.
“We strung you along to keep you in the dark.”
Yeah, they cheated. That’s what gets my goat. They’ve been cheating all these years and they got away with it. The only saving grace is that I stopped watching after the first season. I didn’t waste my time on it. A ton of other people weren’t so lucky.
Tanya
February 4th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Holy crap Batman. Did not mean to write a freaking novel.
We never do. LOL
Tanya
February 4th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Dennie,
my fetal count will make you vomit… I belive last count was close to (if not over) 30
OMG! Are you serious????? OVER 30??? And I thought I was bad.
Never have wacthed LOST so no clue what you’re talking about.
Consider yourself lucky.
Melissa Blue
February 4th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
Ha for the double meaning.
Bernita
February 5th, 2010 at 9:21 am
After looking at Nathan’s stats I suppose I should preen that he requested a partial from me once — but I think it was only because my villain is named Nathan and he was curious…
Have about 3 fetuses in embryo.
Raine
February 5th, 2010 at 10:59 am
After looking at Nathan’s stats I suppose I should preen that he requested a partial from me once — but I think it was only because my villain is named Nathan and he was curious…
No.
You should PREEN.
Tanya
February 5th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Bernita,
Raine is right. You have cause to PREEN your arse off!
Tanya
February 5th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Okay, Mel, I’m dense. What double meaning?
cece
February 5th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
2. Hachette has joined Macmillain!
Melissa Blue
February 5th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
*Holy crap Batman. Did not mean to write a freaking novel.*
I meant this only in reference to a long post.
*We never do. LOL*
You can either be agreeing to never intending to write a long reply or talking about us never intending to write an actual novel.