Just another damn group blog!
My boys made their lists for Santa the other day (okay, yes, I have a 15, 13 and 11 yo, but I have an 8 yo too who is still enamored with the jolly fat man). I could have guessed 90% of the items on there–the boys are nothing if not predictable. But there were one or two that raised an eyebrow–the 8 yo and 15 yo putting iTouchs. (A 32 G for the 15 yo no less–shaw and reindeers might fly out my butt). I will say this was the first year they didn’t put a gaming system on there–we literally have one in every room (but mine) and 7 handhelds–most of which they paid for. Trust me, the dh would NEVER buy something if you already have one that semi-sorta works.
Anyhoo–as I was perusing Amazon yesterday and pricing the items–for Santa of course–I started thinking, why shouldn’t they put it on their list. They never know when their mom Santa will flip a gasket and actually get it. It *has* happened once or twice before, so…
Still, I like that optimism. Why not shoot for too much rather than err on the side of some.
So, I have come up with a wish list of things that I want for Christmas:
- An agent (not too much to ask, and I am looking)
- The muse to stop being a bi*atch and help out (A little trickier but w/ the right cajoling she’ll get cracking)
-A book in a brick and mortar store I walk into (mine are readily available online, but haven’t made that jump to ordered a bunch for stores yet–though they did get in libraries across the country and that’s pretty cool)
-A Kindle… the big new fangled one (it’s a work expense!)
and in no particular order: a pretty cashmere sweater–to keep me warm while I write, a new Coach bag–to carry my notebook for when ideas hit, Elle Tahari flats–as seen on Oprah–to walk my behind to the post office to mail off queries, a big gaudy silver ring–to give finger some style as it flies across the keyboard, wireless printer–for those times when I’m not at my desk and need to print something but am too lazy to walk into the next room, chocolate, copious amounts of choc0late–’nuff said and a cabana boy–I just want one!
What would/are you going to wish for this year–and it doesn’t have to be for Christmas… Whatever you celebrate make a wish list. Heck even a shooting stat gets wishes, why not go for it…
Raine
December 1st, 2009 at 9:01 am
Well…I would like to see reindeers fly out your butt too.
A lot of my list would be like yours, I think.
An agent & editor who love my work.
Haven’t seen any of mine in a store either–it would be nice.
That the current wip would be my best ever (until next time).
A computer that actually works, lol.
Better health.
None of these are really outrageous. Hmm.
A handsome young philanthropist who insists on acting out my hawt scenes with me for the sake of art?
vanessa jaye
December 1st, 2009 at 10:06 am
Well…I would like to see reindeers fly out your butt too.
Me too! lol.
I’d love to be able to do some major renos on the house. New hardwood floors, knock out the wall between the stairs and hallway and add a nice wrought iron railing…. *sigh*
And an all expenses paid, first class accomodations vacation, spent partly on a tropical island and partly sight-seeing in some wonderful european city.
A
dayweek at the spa.Hey, a girl can dream can’t she? lol.
More realistically. The boy is getting me an iphone. my contract was up with my cell-phone provider in the summer, so I should be able to get a deal on the iphone with the trade-in/new contract. The boy will be giving me the money for that upgrade, so it’s not as extravagant as it might sound at first.
I guess I’m fortunate to see my book in stores here. Usually it’s only a copy or two, but I’ll admit it’s a pretty cool experience. And just yesterday a coworker came by with a copy she’d bought on the weekend wanting me to sign it for her.
I hope my new editor likes my work,
As for an agent, I’d love to be on a quest for one, but realistically I just don’t have the time to write two to three books per year at the moment, so no agent hunt for me. For now.
Charlene Teglia
December 1st, 2009 at 9:08 am
I want the house I looked at this weekend. I want slippers to keep my feet warm while I write, and some more cozy fleece pullovers because the two I always wear are always in the wash. I want a safe to lose my sense of fear. And most of all, I want time to write the stupid book I’ve been thinking of forever and have not had time for.
Charlene Teglia
December 1st, 2009 at 9:09 am
That should be “lock up” my sense of fear.
Charlene Teglia
December 1st, 2009 at 9:10 am
Oh, and one more thing: I want a bra that fits and that I don’t hate. Since we’re asking for the sky, here.
Dennie ~
December 1st, 2009 at 9:18 am
acting out my hawt scenes with me for the sake of art
LOL don’t we all…
Health wise–no migraines!! (I have about 5 or 6 days a month that I *don’t* have a headache… the dh just doesn’t understand–he gets one and it’s the end of the world)
Dennie ~
December 1st, 2009 at 9:20 am
Oh, I forgot to add a house (good one)–I want a Summer house and a winter house. Not sure yet where, but definitely not Fort Worth
Dennie ~
December 1st, 2009 at 9:20 am
I do not think that exists!! So yeah, that should go to the top of the list!
Tanya
December 1st, 2009 at 10:56 am
I’m with Char on a bra that fits. Finding one would be an absolute miracle for me.
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Melissa Blue
December 1st, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I’ll admit upfront, I’m a stalwart. I want a job. I want to conquer grammar. I also want to contract the book I just did a read through for. It is awesome, didn’t know I had it in me. Not after reading the dreck from another novel I wrote.
Dennie ~
December 1st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
very good list… see… there are so many things i left off… spa
and trips
Dennie ~
December 1st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I have gotten one every now and again; but after the first wash it fizzles and droops…
Dennie ~
December 1st, 2009 at 2:20 pm
A good list.
I’d also add I wish for my mom to stop asking when I’m going to write something other than the smutty (I think her exact words were “dirty sex”) books.
Melissa Blue
December 1st, 2009 at 2:33 pm
But what’s better than dirty sex? And I’ve never had “clean sex”. It’s just not possible unless you are humping an a sterilized bubble.
BernardL
December 1st, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Yep, seeing one of my books for sale in brick and mortar bookstores and all over airports from coast to coast would be a very nice Christmas gift. I’ll settle with a smile for good health though. There’s no use in upsetting the cosmic balance.
Dennie ~
December 1st, 2009 at 4:41 pm
LOL… I know right!
Dennie ~
December 1st, 2009 at 4:41 pm
never thought of the balance… hmm…
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