August 18, 2008
Monday’s A Bitch Meme
Because if I think too hard my head might exploze (I’m grateful for the rain but not the headaches it’s delivering along the way).
1. Have you ever read a self-help book and if so was it useful to you? yes at least one and yes it was helpful. funny i never finished it though 
2. If you could have one thing made out of pure gold,what would you choose? an artistic rendering of Mt. Rushmore — It’d be HUGE, so I could have all that gold melted down and sell it. 
3. What one word do you overuse the most? F*ck and like though I’ve fallen out of the habit of saying like a lot after watching The Baby Borrowers. There was one girl on there who said “like” every other word and I wanted to abuse her.
4. Who is the least charming person you have ever met? Hahahaaaaaaaaa this year … or when?
5. What article of clothing that you either gave or threw away do you wish you could have back? I once had these panties…. :lmao:
Ur turn!
1. Yes, but I never did anything it told me to do. Can’t say if it was helpful or not.
2. My boobs. They would never sag if they were pure gold.
3. Like, Just, and S%$t. I know you said one, but these words make up most of my sentences.
4. A woman who told me I would never be published. Funny, I already was when she said it.
5. A purple negligee. It was beautiful, but I couldn’t fit it anymore. I should have made it into a shirt. It would have been a very revealing shirt, but who’s looking?
>>2. My boobs. They would never sag if they were pure gold.
But but………..they’d be HEAVY!!!!!!!!!
1. Every self-help book I’ve read ends up only half finished. I quickly lose interest.
2. Gold? My second love’s thingamabob. That sucker should’ve been bronzed at the very least.
3. Seemed.
4. Too many to list
5. I can’t remember. Sorry. LOL
1) Yes, and it might have, if I had followed what it said… (do diet books count?)
2) An Egyptian pyramid.
3) So and whatever (I’m trying to stop, I swear)
4) The little freak who my daughter can’t seem to break up with!
5) uuuhhhh… Nothing. If I got rid of it, it was for a good reason (like it didn’t fit!)
1) Yes, have read so many I could write one of the bloody things. Didn’t work for me, but I know people who had success with them.
2) 50k one pound bars of the stuff.
3) In speech–”seriously”. In writing–”just”.
4) A guy in high school. He went on to become a murderer.
5) None, I’m afraid.
4) The little freak who my daughter can’t seem to break up with!
>>He went on to become a murderer.
OMG!!!!!!!!!