April 14, 2008
It’s the Little Things
It’s the little things that make life grand. A great fitting pair of jeans, comfy shoes, your favorite flat iron–you get the picture. But occasionally I wish for more. Not much more…just a tiny bit more. It’s simple really. I want a contact lens warmer.
Don’t laugh! Have you ever gotten up on a cold winter morning and had to put in ICE COLD contacts? It sucks….so someone please….do me a favor and invent one.
So, dear reader, what creature comfort would you have someone invent to make your life a little easier?
Can’t think of a single thing at the moment. I did get my first pair of slipper-socks ever last Xmas and think they’re the greatest thing since sliced bread. The rest of me will be fine and my feet will feel like icicles, so thank-you-know-who for that pair of furry monstrosities. heh.
Amie, I invented the contact lens warmer: dip your case in hot water for a few minutes. :)
been thinking… can’t come up w/ anything. Now and maid I could so use one of those!
OMG Dennie for starters! I need a whole batallion of them!
Bernard I LUBS YOU! LOL
Jaq are they those fuzzy chenille ones? I have about five or six pair–best thing ever invented next to batteries!
Jaq are they those fuzzy chenille ones?
No. They’re the big fake furry ones that make your feet look like they belong to the Saskwatch. lol. I don’t care how ugly/stupid they look. I wub them. The last time my feet were this comfortable during the winter months i was sleeping in footie pajamas.
Dennie, send a couple of those maids over here, please!
I need maids, too.
The sad thing is a lot of creature of comforts already exists. For instance:
A remote control for your fan.
The Clapper
Lie Detector Tests
Edible Underwear
Karma i.e. the curse where your kids will have kids of their own 10 times worse.
I like the portable lie detector test the best.
Oh, and all those cool gizmos The Jetsons used to use. They had a gadget for everything you could think of.
I wanna know how the Clapper got in with Edible Undies?!?!?! LOL
Tanya the Jetsons was the BESTEST!!! Gaw I loved that show
/dork
I want the typewriter (well, I’d need a computer) from Stephen King’s The Tommknockers. All the writer had to do was think .. . and it typed. Even while she slept.
I need that.
How? Well, you don’t ever have to wash them, because they’d been eaten. That makes my life easier tenfold.
I’m just now noticing. What happened to all the other emoticons?
Karma i.e. the curse where your kids will have kids of their own 10 times worse.
I was a good kid so it MUST have been ALL the dh’s fault . . . OMG–can you say teen-itis
I would really like a portable lie detector. It would have come in soooo handy the last few months…
Oh, I meant to add, I’d really like something that would zap any germ your kid brought home before it invades the parental unit! Yes, the boy brought home something last week and I came down with it last Friday. Kids…
Another order of maids here.
And pavements that automatically melt anything under 32 degrees.
And a pill that would burn off any excess calories you’d consumed that day as you slept.
I don’t need much.