January 31, 2008
Google-eyed
A recent post here—and several past e-mails with several writing friends—always leaves me with a suspicious, paranoid, out-of-the-box thought (snicker!)…
What if some Big-Brotherish agency, or National Security, or Central Intelligence, or Moral Majority watchdogs, or somebody putting together a “Persons Of Interest” list of some kind ever got a look-see at the subjects you research on Google?
I don’t know about you, but I could be seriously S-C-R-E-W-E-D.
And so would most of the authors I know, lol.
Some of the topics for storylines, stories-to-be, or just queer, random curiosity I’ve checked lately?
Cyanide.
History of dildoes.
Spontaneous combustion.
Hollow-point bullets.
Marquis de Sade
Claymores.
The plague.
Multi-orgasmic men.
Roadside bombs.
Butt-plugs.
Molotov cocktails.
Anal bleaching.
Bulletproofing cars.
Demonology.
Global Positioning System.
Guerilla warfare.
Bondage.
The Antichrist.
Dirty bombs.
Exhibitionism.
Pentagrams.
It all seemed perfectly natural to me—but to other eyes?
So give, give.
What strange things might we find on your search engine’s history?
(Of course, none of us really believe such a thing could happen…why, if that was true, I’d never be able to finish this post, and



I’ve goggled Bell JetRangers - and C-4, and
your list looks pretty good.
I am less worried about big brother than I am DH. every time I look stuff up I tell him just in case he’s on my computer and sees “hitman” websites POP up–LOL.
DOn’t even get me startedon what happened when I pulled out our life insurance policy looking for the double indemnity/accidental death clause . . .
I’m sorry, Raine, after reading your list, I turned you in. :)
History of dildoes. This one I can understand. I once looked up the life span of a condom. I needed to know when do most condoms expire. I was trying to think of something extremely humiliating. Nothing like when you are about to have sex, but all of your condoms are expired. (they have a three year life span.)
Multi-orgasmic men. This one still understandable, but I don’t think I’d research it for my writing. Well, it’ll be a just because research.
Anal bleaching.
What?
……..
What?
That one lost me, so now of course I need to research why someone would do that. I have an idea, but still, inquiring minds and all.
Gosh, I love being a writer.
And usually I don’t google; I ask people the strangest questions out of the blue.
The Antichrist.
Why did that make me think of our recent presidential address?
Lessee……I’ve recently searched for Poison, How to Poison Someone (and a variety of different poisons), Hitman, hired killer, rodeos, & anal retentive (images)
Bella Donna
digitalis
Potassium Chloride
Sodium…..
Denise!!!!!!!
We are friends, aren’t we? Because that cyanide one has me worried. Not to mention the hollow-point bullets. If anything happens to me, everybody will know where to look.
The worst I’ve done is arsenic, romantic comedies don’t call for a lot of the other stuff.
I’ve goggled Bell JetRangers - and C-4, and
Oh, no! They got Bernita!
I pulled out our life insurance policy looking for the double indemnity/accidental death clause . . .
Bet that’ll make a man take out the trash when asked.
I’m sorry, Raine, after reading your list, I turned you in. :)
LMAO!
Nothing like when you are about to have sex, but all of your condoms are expired.
Embarrassing much?
Anal bleaching.
What?
Why did that make me think of our recent presidential address?
(Snicker!)
anal retentive (images)
They have IMAGES for that??
…Potassium Chloride
I recently googled this one too! GMTA.
If anything happens to me, everybody will know where to look.
I’ve been doing research for a hypothetical urban fantasy, Bailey.
Murder can be fascinating.
The worst I’ve done is arsenic, romantic comedies don’t call for a lot of the other stuff.
I’ll bet that the more you write, the more you’ll be googling.
Come, Bailey…come to the dark side…
I’m sorry, I’ve been busy googling anal retentive images.
And Maxwellcockplumping
I could not help myself I googled it. Yup, “reasons for anal bleaching”. And I came upon this gem of a term, Total-Colo-Rectal-Beauty and the acronym is TCRB. A very serious matter.
This part of you can also be called, “Portal of Secrets” aka POS and I thought it was only a legal term (proof of (being)service(d), but I’m sure you can see the pun in that one.) Also they offer all kinds of colors of-erm-the bleaching procress, “so that nobody suspects…”
Dear baby Jesus.
GMTA? What is GMTA? Good Morning Tits and Ass?
“Portal of Secrets”
Ohhh, I LIKE that expression, lol!
Also they offer all kinds of colors of-erm-the bleaching procress, “so that nobody suspects…”
So, if your asshole comes up royal blue, nobody would be suspicious?
GMTA? What is GMTA? Good Morning Tits and Ass?
No, Ann—but that’s a good one, lol!


In this case, it stood for Great Minds Think Alike.
So, if your asshole comes up royal blue, nobody would be suspicious?
It’s not necessarly what you search on google, but the information you get back.
What is GMTA? Good Morning Tits and Ass?
I am starting a file of things to work into a WIP!
Raine…yes they do. Some are quite funny.
blue ass….
Not to be confused with blue balls!