Southern Fried Chicas

Fabulous fellow Loose Id author Mechele Armstrong tagged me with this meme.  Generally, I try to avoid these things, but this one was…well, different.
In turn, I’m tagging each of the CHICAS, to respond here or on their own sites.

Isabella Snow started this Meme:

“I used to hate getting tagged for memes, but it’s been so long since I’ve done one I started missing them. So, I created one, and here it is. I actually had done a normal one, until someone remarked it should be smutty, so I’ve just edited it. You’re welcome to post it on your blogs, the rules are as follows: You must call it the Smut Meme (obvious reasons, I’d hope), you must link to me in the title, and you must tag 2 people, and link to them as well. Oh, and you must post this little blurb at the beginning, like I’ve just done. Got it? Ok then.The idea is to pick one or the other, even if you prefer neither. I’ll go first. If you want to play along you can answer the questions in the comments.”

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Chocolate

2. Leather or PVC: Leather

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Indoor (hey, it’s cold here!)

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Bed

5. Bad Sex or No Sex: No Sex.  Consistency is important.

6. Dominate or Be Dominated: What day of the week is it?
(ok, ok one choice…Dominate?).

7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Bodystocking

8. Fast or Slow: Slow

9. Rough or Gentle: What day of the week is it?
(ok, ok one choice…Rough.  Just because I’d like to see slow and rough simultaneously…)

10. Bite or Suck: Suck, baby.

11. Role play or Reality: Not sure there’s a difference.

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Dirty Talking To

13. Edible panties or No Panties: No Panties (eat on your own time)

14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Bare-handed

15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Landing Strip (ouch).
(Now I must confess that, as I typed this, all I could imagine was me lying there saying, “watch that approach!  you’re coming in too fast!  steady, steady…be advised of possible tail wind…flaps!  get your flaps up!  steady…woops!  you’ve overshot the runway…gear up, circle ’round, and give ‘er another try…”)

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: One Good Fuck.

17. Moaning or Screaming: I scream.  He can moan.  Or shout.  If he screams, I’m making a run for it.

18. Older Men or Young Men: Older

19. Threeway or No Way: Threeway.  MY way.

20. Swing or No Swinging: No Swinging.  Don’t want to make me jealous.  You wouldn’t like me when I was jealous…