January 25, 2008
Smut Meme
Fabulous fellow Loose Id author Mechele Armstrong tagged me with this meme. Generally, I try to avoid these things, but this one was…well, different. 
In turn, I’m tagging each of the CHICAS, to respond here or on their own sites.
Isabella Snow started this Meme:
“I used to hate getting tagged for memes, but it’s been so long since I’ve done one I started missing them. So, I created one, and here it is. I actually had done a normal one, until someone remarked it should be smutty, so I’ve just edited it. You’re welcome to post it on your blogs, the rules are as follows: You must call it the Smut Meme (obvious reasons, I’d hope), you must link to me in the title, and you must tag 2 people, and link to them as well. Oh, and you must post this little blurb at the beginning, like I’ve just done. Got it? Ok then.The idea is to pick one or the other, even if you prefer neither. I’ll go first. If you want to play along you can answer the questions in the comments.”
1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Chocolate
2. Leather or PVC: Leather
3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Indoor (hey, it’s cold here!)
4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Bed
5. Bad Sex or No Sex: No Sex. Consistency is important.
6. Dominate or Be Dominated: What day of the week is it?
(ok, ok one choice…Dominate?). 
7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Bodystocking
8. Fast or Slow: Slow 
9. Rough or Gentle: What day of the week is it?
(ok, ok one choice…Rough. Just because I’d like to see slow and rough simultaneously…)
10. Bite or Suck: Suck, baby.
11. Role play or Reality: Not sure there’s a difference. 
12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Dirty Talking To
13. Edible panties or No Panties: No Panties (eat on your own time) 
14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Bare-handed
15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Landing Strip (ouch).
(Now I must confess that, as I typed this, all I could imagine was me lying there saying, “watch that approach! you’re coming in too fast! steady, steady…be advised of possible tail wind…flaps! get your flaps up! steady…woops! you’ve overshot the runway…gear up, circle ’round, and give ‘er another try…”) 
16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: One Good Fuck.
17. Moaning or Screaming: I scream. He can moan. Or shout. If he screams, I’m making a run for it. 
18. Older Men or Young Men: Older
19. Threeway or No Way: Threeway. MY way.
20. Swing or No Swinging: No Swinging. Don’t want to make me jealous. You wouldn’t like me when I was jealous… 
1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: can’t I have both?
2. Leather or PVC: what the hell is PVC for?
3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: if it’s outdoor, isn’t that more like a pearl necklace?
4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? What about a water bed—two birds/one stone
5. Bad Sex or No Sex: er, ah, day-um that’s hard—but then if it’s hard it wouldn’t be no sex so maybe bad, but as long as it stays hard it has to be good right?—oh hell, I have confused myself!
6. Dominate or Be Dominated: ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: what either?
8. Fast or Slow: a little of both
9. Rough or Gentle: again . . . why limit yourself
10. Bite or Suck: shouldn’t that be spit or swallow?
11. Role play or Reality: what about role-playing a real thing, hmm?!?!
12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: if you’re doing the solo it’s both . . . right?
13. Edible panties or No Panties: I’m afraid of ants and a strong breeze—what to do?
14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Surprise me!
15. Landing Strip or Kojak: maybe the whole damn forest, but I’ll never tell
16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: How about Multi-good fucks
17. Moaning or Screaming: yes
18. Older Men or Young Men: Are they free?
19. Threeway or No Way: Buy the video
20. Swing or No Swinging: see above
1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream:
I don’t do eating stuff, so neither.
2. Leather or PVC: What the hell is a PVC?
3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Indoor
4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed?
5. Bad Sex or No Sex: No Sex.
6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Be dominated
7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: I have no idea what this is
8. Fast or Slow: Slow
9. Rough or Gentle: Gentle
10. Bite or Suck:
11. Role play or Reality: Keep it real
12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Dirty Talking To
13. Edible panties or No Panties: None
14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Neither
15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Landing strip
16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: One’s the magic number.
17. Moaning or Screaming: Moaning
18. Older Men or Young Men: Older
19. Threeway or No Way: NO FREAKING WAY
20. Swing or No Swinging: No swinging
Edible panties or No Panties:
Oh the images your answer conjures up!
1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Chocolate
2. Leather or PVC: Leather–BTW Dennie I thought PVC was that stuff the pipes in your/my kitchen sink are made from. Not sure I want that on my bod.
3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Outdoor–when it’s warm of course!
4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Bed…HELLO Jacuzzi washes all the lubes away
5. Bad Sex or No Sex: Shouldn’t that be bad sex or masturbation? I mean, you can’t really have bad sex with yourself, can you? And if you did would you cut yourself off?
6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Be dominated (dennie you didn’t answer that one) — I get tired of making all the decisions.
7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Gaw neither!
Fast or Slow: Fast…then Slow
9. Rough or Gentle: Ruff Ruff!
10. Bite or Suck: Bite me baby one more time!
11. Role play or Reality: Not sure there’s a difference.
12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Hu?
13. Edible panties or No Panties: No Panties ….I got other things you can eat if you’re hungry
14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Bare-handed
15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Landing Strip (Raine you made me laugh)
16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: One Good Fuck….to start with
17. Moaning or Screaming: How about talking loudly? Major vocal appreciation?
18. Older Men or Young Men: YOUNGER yeah…..baby yeah!!!!!
19. Threeway or No Way: No way…unless MAYBE if it was two dudes and I’d had a tummy tuck
20. Swing or No Swinging: No Swinging. No Swinging………I don’t share well with others.
1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Neither. (Not into food + sex. Sticky. Messy. Ugh.)
2. Leather or PVC: Leather (but, really, neither. Bare skin and lingerie works just fine.)
3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Both. ;-)
4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Bed.
5. Bad Sex or No Sex: No Sex. I can have bad sex by myself. .
6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Be Dominated.
7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Thigh highs
8. Fast or Slow: Depends. SWhile quickies are exactly what’s needed at certain times, on a regular basis I’d have to take a pass on the 1 minute amazing rabbit man.
9. Rough or Gentle: Rough. (but not so rough I can’t sit down for a week. Och!)
10. Bite or Suck: Suck it.
11. Role play or Reality: Reality.
12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Dirty Talking To.
13. Edible panties or No Panties: No Panties. There are other things that require eating given the circumstance…. why delay progress?
14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Bare-handed.
15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Landing Strip. Mohawk. Dyed Fuchsia.
16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: One Good Fuck.
17. Moaning or Screaming: Moaning. (groaning, whimpering, sighing, panting…)
18. Older Men or Young Men: Older
19. Threeway or No Way: No way. It’s a HAWT ‘fantasy’. But honestly nothing I’d want to do in real life. My inner prude is usually a lazy, bon-bon eating, martini swilling chica, but a situation like that would have her at full attention, all trussed up in full military gear, down in the HAZMAT bomb shelter, code red, with both guns drawn.
20. Swing or No Swinging: No Swinging. (Inner Prude ain’t having none of that either! And really, she hates when I interrupt her martini swilling.)
LMAO!!!
Okay, so you ladies just said the hell with one-word answers or one choice, huh?
(I believe PVC, in this case, would refer to vinyl?)
Threeway or No Way: No way…unless MAYBE if it was two dudes and I’d had a tummy tuck
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Part of my answer got cut off:
5. Bad Sex or No Sex: No Sex. I can have bad sex by myself. .
(No I can’t! Psych! lol)
…But I see everyone’s in agreement on number 13.
LOL Raine i noticed that!
1 minute amazing rabbit man.
(I believe PVC, in this case, would refer to vinyl?)
snort, I’m thinling pipes and was like
1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: ooooh, chocolate. Yum, yum.
2. Leather or PVC: Leather but I prefer nekkid (and I was with Dennie and Ames - PVC is a pipe)
3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Um it’s 34 out there right now, so indoor.
4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Bed.
5. Bad Sex or No Sex: Bad sex, the self sex is getting boring.
6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Dominate.
7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Thigh highs
8. Fast or Slow: Any, okay, any.
9. Rough or Gentle: gentle, I’m old.
10. Bite or Suck: Suck it.
11. Role play or Reality: Oh role playing - I don’t think reality is working.
12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Dirty Talking To.
13. Edible panties or No Panties: I prefer for him to have no panties.
14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Neither - not into that. But if I have to pick - bare-handed.
15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Landing Strip. (ROFLMAO over Raine and the landing strip).
16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: Multiple sessions - over and over and over again - multiple orgasms.
17. Moaning or Screaming: moaning, lots of moaning.
18. Older Men or Young Men: At this point - ANY
19. Threeway or No Way: No way, unless it’s Clooney and Jackman.
20. Swing or No Swinging: No Swinging. I’m not that desperate.
LOL okay the smiles are hilarious.
Yeah, I’m thinking PVC is the vinyl stuff but at first I said the same you guys did.
Great answers Raine! :))) Makes at least 3 of us Loose Id authors now.
Thanks, Mechele, that was fun, lol.
Isabella, you are a naughty girl.
OMG Bailey . . . .
Okay, that #17 made me laugh out loud!