December 16, 2007
Swinging From The Chandeliers
Years ago I heard rumors about it, though the title was never mentioned. All I knew was that the book (an historical romance) had a crazy sex scene in it. 
The couple had allegedly done it ON HORSEBACK MID-GALLOP! 
Now ladies and gents, I dunno about you, but that sounds kinda painful—in so many, many ways.
But I digress…. 
The point is that there’s the traditional way. 
Then there’s the unconventional. 
1. Writer, what’s the weirdest sex scene you’ve ever written? 
When I say weird I’m talking about the most risqué place, strangest time or situation. 
Most provocative applies too. 
2. Reader, same question applies. Weirdest/most risqué/silliest you’ve ever read. 
Don’t name books, just places and situations. 
Speaking of wild and crazy sex scenes…
Oh, my. Look at all the horny little smilies!
Weirdest sex scene I’ve ever written? It’s unpublished so far, so I don’t think I want to describe it.
Of the published work? Probably the one in which the heroine is sitting on the hero’s lap, enjoying sex while watching a werewolf movie—when suddenly, to her astonishment, the hero becomes a werewolf…
(and I remember hearing about that historical too…yeah, I’d agree. Ouch.)
Since I write mainstream romances (think Blaze) they don’t get that outrageous. But I did read one once that the H/H did it on a slow moving horse, going with the, um no pun intended, rhythm. Oh wait, there was the one that took place with her on a hammock and he was standing in front of it - that might have been a Blaze, so ignore the first sentence.
I guess I am boring, nothing weird, but I have written the “in public-ish” scenes and one on an airplane. but agian, capital B and oring….
I have NO CLUE what book you’re talking about
LMAO! A good friend of mine was talking about this historical (or a similar one) and she was so insulted on the horses behalf. Roflmao! She thought it was extremely rude for two people to be on the poor horses make having sex without permission. Hehe.
I loved this post! The music the video! The whole thing was hilarious.
As for the weirdest sex scene I’ve ever written…hmmm. I don’t think I’ve ever written a weird sex scene. Well or at least one that was weird to me. In Make Me Remember the hero and heroine had sex in a cave and in a teepee but it was a historical so those were all rather normal places considering. Hmmm…come to think of it, all the places my h & h get it on are rather boring.
Oh well!
Emma you are a kinky beotch!
Ok….stuff I’ve written……..
sex on a horse–check
Sex on a front porch in the middle of the night–check
getting felt up by your b’friend in a (titty) bar while you give him a lapdance–check
getting felt up by another woman on the dance floor–check
FFM threesome–check (with toys—check)
watching your girl have sex w/another girl–check (and then joining in–check)
sex at work with your supervisor in the next room–check
and i’m sooooo coming back to add these smilies!
Dennie I think it was Johanna Lindsay. and yes there was a blaze with sex on horseback…..I read it for research. I bet Vanessa Jaye would know it…….
I have (had) that historical romance. I didn’t think of the painful aspect, but good point.
Raine,
I would ask more about the werewolf thing, but I honestly don’t think I want to know.
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Bailey,
A slow moving horse is one thing, but a FULL GALLOP is quite another. Hate to be blunt, but I can’t imagine a woman having a uterus left after that.
Dennie,
I don’t know the name of the book or the author. I just remember reading about it and marveling. All I could think about was pain. Lot’s and lot’s of pain.
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Emma,
Now that’s a true animal lover. Worried about the poor horse.
Cece,
You win the prize.
BTW, with these new smilies all you have to do is click on them and a link will take you to the site. There are hundreds. Like this one…
Oh, by the way, there’s some code you’ll have to get rid of because their website address shows up next to them.