December 11, 2007
Pressies from Dennie!
I was trying to figure out the best contest to give away a . . . well giveaway to celebrate the new Chicas. Hey Tanya and Vanessa 
And whamo bamo an idea fell (hell it leaped and asked to be petted) into my lap!
I want y’all to interpet this pic. You may give it a fun caption. You may tell what you think has happened, in a fun and inventive description. (If you were there–and there were plenty of witnesses to prove I ain’t faking this pic–you may not tell the real truth but can make up a fun happening!) You can say what you think REALLY happened. I will pick one makes-me-laugh-so-hard-I-hafta-pee and one closest to the god’s honest truth and you will each win a Border’s gift card and a surprise.
I will give you two hints:
1) yes it’s our Miss Ames w/ two of NRH’s finest
2) Saturday night
Now go ~ get creative!
*snicker* I know the truth.
There was a pervert in her car, but it was okay because he was well-dressed and had used mouthwash.
hehehe Bailey…..
THAT’S NOT MY BONG, OFFICER!
Hmm… I can’t see the picture. I’ll try again at home. Oh, wait! Is there nudity? Is that why I can’t see it from my work pc?
And did Cece just admit to having a bong? I guess the Puritan (Vee) corrupted her….. 
Thanks for the welcome, Dennie!
There was something named Bailey in the car, but not our Chicette in Dallas
Bummer Vanessa…. but it’s worth the wait I hope
There was a furry animal loose in the car and the officers are trying to catch it.
HA!
*snicker*
You know Cece is in there. I know Cece is in there. Did she make bail yet?
They didn’t take her away . . . . However the one in the front wasn’t too pleased when i suggested we took turns locking each other in the trunk…for research of course.
“I would suggest you don’t do that ma’am.” damn he was a hottie!
“Officer, don’t hurt him, we were just trying a new position when he got… stuck…”
Well, it’s more interesting than the truth. Except it was pretty funny seeing Denise blush, in the dark, when the officer suggested “I wouldn’t suggest you do that.” to her. hehehehehe
Maybe this is one of those photos where you just don’t want to know.
You’ll laugh, Vanessa, but the last time I had a respiratory infection and had to have a breathing treatment, the first thing I said when I saw the equipment was, “Oh! It looks just like a water pipe!”
Honestly? The first thing that came to me, almost what you said Dennie, lol:
Cece: “I’m so sorry, officers, but we just had SO much luggage, and we honestly thought there was enough air in the trunk for Bailey, and…”
Caption: Maam, my name is Officer Shake It. Now assume the position.
Officer # 1’s thoughts: I hope everyone’s not looking at my ass while I measure this door. Hmmm. It appears to be the proper size.
Officer # 2’s thoughts: I wish my ass were as tight as his.
Amie’s thoughts: I wonder how I can work this into my next erotic novel?
Emma …. nearly spewed my coffee
and he did have a HUGE …. stick w/ him
Raine …. HA! Good thing they didn’t notice the OPEN bottle of Baileys (or maybe they did, Ames and the second coppers both pulled on the main street together!)
Tanya … you should have seen a bunch (namely me) of grown women standing in the cold giggling like a bunch of little girls
Lynn … hehehehe
There’s just something about cops - they carry a stick AND a gun. Damn. That’s hot.
Now assume the position.
*cece smiles*
I wish my ass were as tight as his.
Denise you suggesting we take turns climing in the trunk and him telling you NOT TO was worth …….the truth
You had Bailey’s?
caramel…. it was YUMMY!
Hey, Ames, I kinda figure hte police only reprimanding me once for something I said was actually pretty good for me! (and it was UBER-DIFFICULT to control my mouth, I hafta say!)
Caramel?
YEs!!!! Caramel Bailesy Irish Cream! They were giving free samples at the liker store!
rasta