October 29, 2007
Things That Go Bump In The Night
So I was having this conversation with this guy and blushingly confessed that, if I didn’t have neighbors (and mosquitoes), I’d love to wander around my back yard in the nude. He commented back the same, adding on his neighbor’s children.
I forgot about mine.
It being chilly at night now, sleeping in the nude (alone) isn’t so um…cool but I do prefer it. Unfortunately said children who have no manners make it difficult so it’s a treat for when they go to the sperm-donors for the weekend. That said, I’m not sure I have much of an exhibitionists streak in me (or even one that would go sans panties….the discomfort of denim on the kitty…*shudder*) beyond a bit of cleavage. Even going braless is a big NEGATORY–the girls a bit too boisterous for that.
Then I spent yesterday afternoon watching LA Ink and I thought…., I Really Really Hate Being Conservative…but I still thing I’m a fairly conservative person. I’m going to have to work on that. Maybe I should apply to get a tattoo on LAInk. I could really go for a set of wings (fairy wings…cuz we all know I ain’t no angel
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So, if repercussions werne’t an issue, what would you do? (killing the ex not withstanding!) What really secret wild thing would you do? If it’s really wild and I really like it I might use it in my next book (and give you credit), so don’t be afraid to let down your hair. 



if you’re conservative, I must be dead
what would I do . . . aside from piercings . . . hmmm . . . probably bonk every person I want to
not necessarily at the same, yet not necessarily not 
I’m fairly certain I shouldn’t say what I’d do. But maybe…maybe another tattoo :)
Dennie you SLUT!
Shelli……you are SO HOLDING out!
Bondage. Just for the experience.
Of course, it doesn’t help that I’ve never found anyone who’d trust me enough to let me tie them up…can’t figure why…
OMG, Amie? Conservative??? No Way! Dennie? Hmmm. I’ve read what their imaginations have cooked up, so any conservatism is all a put on for sake of propriety (and to protect innocent young children!)
OMG! You should totally apply to LA Ink! Then we could go to lunch and go shopping!
What would I do if repercussions weren’t an issue or aka if I wasnt a super chicken? I would totally pick up some hot guy at a bar and
until he was dehydrated. Yes, I know.
LMAO. But you asked.

can’t figure why
LOL raine I can’t either!
Emma if I could afford to fly to LA I SO WOULD!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, Amie? Conservative??? No Way!
LOL I FEEL Conservative and that’s no put on.