Recently I decided to do a little Google search for “hot man pictures” so I could hopefully find some nice fresh eyecandy to stare at. Imagine my surprise at the results I got.

First of all was this one. Okay. I can kinda see where that would come into play with the “hot man pictures” search. But you know, I don’t play for the same team so this does NOTHING for me. Anyway, I’m sure these two hot gals need a really hot man. Don’t you?

Next up, we have this fine specimen. Can you say WTF? What about ice skating screams hot man? Nothing in my opinion. Oh sure. They’re cute and all but…I don’t get it. Maybe there’s something to that bod underneath those tights and stuff. Maybe there’s something semi-erotic about being lifted into the air over a hard sheet of ice and hoping the bastard doesn’t drop you. I don’t know.

Anyway. I think this was the most disturbing site of all. Yes, folks, THIS came up for “hot man pictures”. As if. A dude eating a hot dog? Yeah, I’ll pass. Thank you very much.

I can’t think of anything that’s hot about this. Or sexy. Maybe the hot dog itself…

 However, THIS is definitely a hot man.

As is THIS. Yum

But I think what I found the most disburbing was doing a search for “naked man”. NO ONE wants to see Danny Bonaduci like this.

It’s amazing I was able to keep my breakfast down just then at the sight of this picture.

And this is downright NASTY.

FINALLY. I came across something worthwhile. *sigh*. Now THAT’S more like it.