September 10, 2007
I Want Fries With That
Or…why size matters only to a point.
I was reading another message board and there was a discussion on Dick Size. Yes, I think that deserves caps. Because Dick is our friend. That makes him a proper noun, si? SI!
Well the conversation degenerated into amply endowed women (like we can measure?) vs amply endowed men (and I’m not talking body endowed either, girls, I’m talking DOWN
THERE). Finally one girls says, the best Dick she ever had was a brother with only 4 inches, cuz it hit all the right spots. 
Now, I thought that was kind of interesting.
Frankly I do not want a man who can split me in half. I do not want to READ about a man who can split me in half, said Samantha I Am…oops 
. Matter of fact, 9 times out of 10, I make it a point to not mention my hero’s Dick size, or if I do, it’s just a vague reference to “the length of him”, usually through his jeans. Beauty is, after all, in the eye of the beholder…just as I suppose pleasure is in the…er…moan of the recipient. 
Damn I crack me up.
So a couple questions….in reading does it matter if the hero’s Dick size is mentioned? In real life, does your hero’s Dick size matter? And has anyone ever asked you about the size of your hoo-ha?
Frankly, I’m a girth girl myself. 
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I’m DARING you to delurk.
choking on my lunch . . .
when I think of size I get all ickity and it’s not ’cause I’m prude (shut up Ames) it’s ’cause the MIL once asked if my DH was well hung and hoped for my sake he was 
can I get a double 
I have issues dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
and they’re not all my fault!
BTW, that pic, he ain’t that big . . . . however
Matter in reading?
No.
Matter in writing?
I’ve written humungous, and written where it was simply ‘hard’.
My latest heroine is very fond of Mr. Dick Thick, rather than The Pencil Probe. I tend to agree.
Matter in real life?
No. What matters is what he can do with it.
Dennie that was SOOOOOOOO TMI!
What matters is what he can do with it.
Well I totally agree but you gotta be able to FEEL what he’s doing with it.
Well, yeah, that’s a given.
I’m definitely not talking gherkin here.
Yay!! Thank you so much! Email on it’s way.
You do crack me up. hoo-ha I’ll have to remember that. hahaha! The answers are no, no and no.
I’m not even going there, girl.
to explain.
Does it matter in fiction? Nah. I just want to know he can get it up and get it on.
Does it matter in real life. Can I get a HELL YEAH? Not only does he have to be able to perform well orally, but you know … with the TOOL too. LOL And I’ve found 7-8 inches is the perfect size for me.
And No. No one’s asked me about the you-you. It seems to fit 7-8 inches perfectly. You get what I’m saying? HAHA
OMG!!!! I just love that damn smiley!
Does size matter? Well I say yes and no. If it didnt matter then why do women get those oh so huge dildos? Then they say its not the size of the tool it’s how you use it. I mean ladies a finger can get you off….
Ruby if I tell you, I have to kill you
You know I was thinking about it and I dont really want an author to tell me whether or not the hero is well endowed. I mean I like to imagine the hero being what I imagine him to be.
I missed the size of the hoo- ha thingy!!!!!
No boards on the ass here so I guess I’m okay…
Okay, I think I’ve stopped laughing enough to give a reasonable response, Cece.
Nope. I was wrong.
Sorry. 
We are kindred spirits in GIRTH.
I absolutely cannot stop laughing!!!! This is the funniest post! I plead the fifth!!
Oh, I love this!
In fiction? Please leave it to my imagination.
In real life? Girth. And what he can do with it.
And I can honestly say no one’s ever asked the size of my hoo-ha. Love that term. I have had them ask the size of my
I gave them the 
look.