I’ve been saving this……LOL I heard this on the radio about two weeks ago and I only got the first five but there’s apparently some book out with the New Rules of Love. So I thought I’d share what I got with you……

1. Super-picky is the way to go to find that Prince. People who do speed dating and online dating are less likely to find love.

Obviously there are going to be exceptions to that rule, but if that’s the case, I should have found my prince by now.

2. Don’t put your best foot forward. Show him your flaws.

When you invite him over to watch movies, I suggest your uglies t-shirt and yoga pants (mine have paint stains on them).

3. Don’t hide your neediness. Be Honest about it.

:poke: ok…I guess this goes back to #2. Stalkers need not apply.

4. Leave him alone when he’s down. Don’t bug him about what’s wrong. He’ll forever associate you with that bad time in his life.

“Honey, I’m so sorry you got fired. I can’t see you tonight. I’m going out with the girls.

5. Sorry but this is a big DUH. Don’t have a baby to save your relationship! Apparently your happiness quotient drops off drastically within three years of having a child, so having a baby to fix the relationship isn’t going to help.

Gee, I wonder why. So what do you think? Are these total bs? And what are your rules of love?