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The world is going to end on Sunday at midnight. :surrender:

Why?

Because it’s my story—that’s why.
Now—where was I?
Oh, yeah…

The world is going to end on Sunday at midnight. :surrender:

And because there’s no time to avoid the catastrophe, we’re going to borrow a page from an old Star Trek episode.
We’re going to send all of you into the past to save your lives.

There you may assume the identity of someone else, and live out a normal life.  And because I’m in charge of the Time Shuttle (why?  because it’s my story—that’s why), I’ve chosen identities for some of you to assume.  The sexual identity you take on is not important, but I’ve basically assigned writers to be writers, and tried to choose people you might relate to on some level.

If you disagree, feel free to choose another identity you’d prefer (someone already dead, if you please, this is a Star Trek rip-off,  not Invasion of the Bodysnatchers).

MIK—H.G. Wells
DENNIE—Georgette Heyer
AMIE—Harper Lee
RAINE—Daphne Du Maurier
JORDAN SUMMERS—Mary Shelley
BERNITA HARRIS—Isak Dinesen
PAPERBACK WRITER—Dorothy Parker
TRACY SHARP—Raymond Chandler
JORRIE SPENCER—Marie de France
BAILEY STUART—Beatrix Potter (revised to Dr. Seuss)
JILL SHALVIS and DAISEY DEXTER DOBBS—scriptwriters for the I Love Lucy Show.

Tori Lennox—Agatha Christie

Sela Carsen—Gypsy Rose Lee

This list is incomplete, so feel free to come aboard. Who would you choose to be?
But remember, this is a limited time offer. The last shuttle leaves on Sunday at midnight… :wave: