WTF? I posted this and WordPress gave me NOTHING. So I’ll try again.

You know, every now and then you just HAVE to award UWP (Useless Whore Points) to folks around you because…well, they just deserve it.

The rules for awarding UWPs are…well, there really aren’t any. Basically it’s for folks who have done a completely useless act.

1 UWP to fucking WordPress this morning for fucking up my post and deleting my ONE small moment of brilliance. 

1 UWP to the bitch in the red POS that nearly ran me off the road this morning. You might want to plan ahead next time before you DIVE toward an exit and nearly kill people in your wake. You stupid bitch.

1 UWP to the blondie Butt-Her-Face beotch who sat down next to me and The Man at an empty bar and horded in on our conversation. And by that I mean, she kept talking to HIM. Sha. As if you’d ever have a shot in hell with him, honey. Especially with me sitting right next to him and my hand on his crotch clearly marking him as my territory. HAR.

1 UWP to SH 121 because it was shut down last night and caused me to go 114 East which is the opposite direction from home. This is a collective UWP for the accident that shut down the entrance ramp to 121 so I couldn’t get home from my date last night.

5 UWPs to all the losers who cheated and tried to cut in line while being diverted to aforementioned POS highway. I waited my turn buddy. Now you wait yours.

2304981 UWPs to the chickie who eavesdropped on my personal and private conversation, told me she eavesdropped, and then wanted to DISCUSS my situation. Clearly, she has no idea how to conduct herself as a human being and therefore gets the UW of the Week Award. Congratulations! You’re a Useless Whore!

There. I’m so glad I got that off my chest. I feel much better now.  :cool: 

So. Who do you want to award a UWP to?