I guess it’s my turn. I spent most of the weekend in bed sick (and watching basketball–bad TARHEELS BAD!!!!!!!!!) and my brain is fried. So I’m doing a best of Celibate in the Suburbs.

I swear, as Raine is my witness this is a REAL personal ad……….

My name is **** *******, I live in G**** P****

Stalk. Me Now! No No really, I swear to God he posted his real name and city. I blocked it out. Don’t know why I bothered but you know, Karma….

I don’t drink,

:dork:

don’t smoke,

rasta

and it’s very important to me to talk without using foul language

:sup: Dude get a fucking life already……..shit! :wtf:

expecally when I am in the prescence of a lady. I am much more attracted to women of dark colar and that is what I am looking for is to have a good relationship with a lady with dark skin. To be more perfectly clear

or to mangle grammar even more…

I am looking for an African American Lady. I was in a relationship before with a woman with dark skin, and since that relationship I am only attracted to ladies that are African American so if your not Black I am not interested.

If you are not black, I will throw you back!

I am passionate person about life. I love people and always try to help. I would like to meet a nice woman who loves life as much as I do.

You’re also not much of a talker. Probably because you’re too busy shoveling dinner in your mouth (yes I swear to GOD he has a photo of him EATING! :wtf: ). No wonder you’re 45 and single. BTW he looks like that guy that played Jed Clampett (the Earnest guy) in the Beverly Hillbillies movie, but not as good looking.

Hello all my name is corey and I live in orange county I am 5′10′ 170lbs good build brn hr hzl golden eyes I am currently living with sick mother but am very close to moving out thank god lol.. But if you would like to chat and get to know me ok this time write an e-mail thank you

Corey is from Cali and he’s 28. He’s cute. But he lives at home. Don’t buy that “sick mom” bullshit either. His mom’s not sick; his ass is BROKE cause he spent all his money on weed! rasta

:lmao:

I am extremely attracted to SSBBWs. So if you are 300 lbs to 1147 lbs let’s chat. I also love to be sat on bounced up and down on until I say “Uncle”.

:popcorn:

Fish. In. A. Barrel! :badgirl: