glass-b.JPG ”The glass is half-full.”

(optimistic writer)

 

glass-b.JPG ”The glass is half-empty.”

(pessimistic writer)

 

glass-b.JPG ”Who left the !%&#!! glass of water on the coffee table again?!”

(mommy writer)

 

glass-b.JPG ”Gawd—wasn’t there a worm in that glass last night??”

(morning after party for receiving ‘the call’ writer)

 

glass-b.JPG ”No-Doz!  What the hell good is water without No-Doz!”

(seriously late for a deadline writer)

 

glass-b.JPG ”Nice try, class, but I can smell the formaldehyde in my water.”

(biology teacher who desperately needs new career writer)

 

glass-b.JPG ”The contents are irrelevant—but it excites me, and I like the sharp curve of the edge.”

(penned one too many serial killers writer)

 

glass-b.JPG ”Who gives a shit?  Is it wet?!”

(PMS-ing writer)

 

glass-b.JPG ”See?  I told you a condom could hold at least 4 ounces of water.”

(hasn’t had any in AGES writer)