From Julie Hill’s Astrology for Writers, Editor’s and Filmmakers (and I’ve snipped a bit)

December is all about Jupiter, the Magnificent Benefic, moving from Scorpio to Sadge. Jupiter in Sadge is a double whammy, conjoined twins, douple coupons, companions fly free sort of aspect. That is, you get more than you bargain for wherever Sadge falls in your chart. For Geminis, this is about relationships with people who do more for you than you could ever imagine. For Sagittarius, it is about being bigger than your biggest britches for all of 2007. It’s the lottery gone mad, the presents under the tree streaming beyond the living room. OY!
All celebrations, Hanukkah, Eid, Kwansaa too, are all being over the top.

Over. The. Top. Interesting. *note to self see where Sadge falls in my chart*

In the tradition of Over the Top and National Lampoon I’m going to do something different today. You know how when you fill out those fun quizzes it asks for your best Christmas memory? Your happiest? Etc Etc *gag*

Well, today I want your worst!!!!!!!! That’s right, your WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!!! It can be sad, it can be poignant, it can be so funny I blow hot tea out my nose, I don’t care. Give me your worst Christmas memory. In return 1 Lucky Winner will get autographed cover flat of Hands On and a mini Total Bitch Kit (I’ll post a picture later). You’ve got until …let’s say Wedneday…and I’ll be doing this again next Monday over at the LSB Blog, too, so that’s two chances to win.

I’d go first but I can’t decide which is the worst. Ohhhhhhhhhh Never mind! OMG I wish I had the photo of me (or not) but I think one of the worst Christmases ever took place about 11 years ago. You see #2 son was due Dec 15 but he was late….VERY VERY LATE. And you know it’s hard to be Jolly when your fat but is that pregnant, you have NOTHING to wear except a black unitard and a flannel shirt (which I still own LOL), you can barely move, and your husband thinks Christmas is all about him. It was NOT JOLLY. Jolly was five days later (Dec 30) when they cut me open and pulled the little terror OUT.