Get your minds out of the gutter!

I’m here to talk about my two free stories today! The first one really is called THAT F*CKING MUSE STORY and for a very good reason. I played hell writing it as part of an anthology. Then the publiser refused to negotiate their contract, so after writing it I ended up pulling it from the anthology.

muse_tn1.jpgI’ll admit THAT F*CKING MUSE STORY (kinda catchy huh?) was written with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek. You see Jeff Thompson, my hero, is a frustrated non-fiction writer and Poly-whats-her-name is the Muse of writers and hyms and stuff. On a scale of one to ten the heat factor is probably a 2

BUT WAIT, there’s MORE!!!!!!!!

There’s THE BIG GIRL’S GUIDE TO BUYING LINGERIE!! And it’s got sex, and rednecks and you guessed it, a heat factor of like six or seven! Okay, maybe I’m exagerating but it is pretty hot stuff :) tbgg_thumb.jpg
Here’s a blurb:
After a disastrous marital near-miss Jade Ballard retreats to San Antonio, cutting herself off from the world in general and more specifically her family’s country club lifestyle, which she no longer wants any part of. She takes comfort in food and eventually, the safety of an internet love affair.

Rowdy Yates is a semi-reformed womanizer who’s leery of long-term entanglements. Until Jade, he never seriously considered anything beyond a “Wife-For-A-Night.” After months of flirting on the internet the couple meets, only to discover they already know one another. Rowdy has always mistaken Jade’s shy reserved nature for snobbishness, and Jade has always viewed the woman-loving Rowdy as a redneck casanova. But the months they spent getting to know one another formed an attraction neither can fight.

So stay tuned they’ll both be available tomorrow!