October 12, 2006
Awarding UWPs
Okay, this is TOTALLY not about writing but I had to vent…
I find myself completely annoyed by at least one person a day. Seeing as how I am surrounded by the same folks on a daily basis, the odds of one of them annoying me is pretty high.
Usually, it’s the same person over and over again.
You know that pouty face we used to give our daddies when we really REALLY wanted something? Every girl does it. You drop your head, look up through your lashes, stick that bottom lip out ever so slightly and say, “Daddy, please?”
Yeah. I’m guilty. And if you’re raising a girl, I can assure you she will do it too.
Anyway… that face starts to NOT be cute by the time you’re – oh – say 45. Or older. Unless you have a totally youthful face and can pull it off, then it’s a no. Seriously.
So without going into to much detail – I’m trying to protect the guilty here – there’s this woman I know who is the most downtrodden woman I’ve ever known. She’s gotta be in her 50s at least. So when she pulled the freaking pouty face on ME, it took every fiber of control in my being not to smack her.
Instead, I responded with a harsh “WHAT?”
I couldn’t help myself. It nearly sent me into a rage. I mean, WTF? Even I can’t get away with pulling that crap on ANYONE and believe me, I’ve tried.
I guess it just amazes me that she thinks it MIGHT work and on another female. Yeah, I have your number, sister. You ain’t pulling that crap on me.
Oh, and I suppose you’re wondering what UWP stands for. That would be Useless Wh*re Points. So I’m awarding one UWP to Poor Pitiful Polly.
Her and the broad at Subway that talked nonstop on her cell phone while ordering her sandwich and instead of getting off the freaking phone, she merely pointed at the bloody condiments to tell the poor worker what she wanted on it. If that were me behind the counter, I would have just wrapped up the bread and stuck it in the wrapper. Have a nice day!
Can you tell I have rage? Mayhap it’s time for therapy. Or a lot of Cosmopolitans.



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UWP - hehehehe I am so stealing that! I know SEVERAL women that deserve that one! 
That’s SO Going in a book. FWIW I never pulled the pouty face then when I got older mom could never figure out why I wouldn’t beg and tease for what I wanted …(here girl, HERE !
bitch) cuz she forgot to teach it to me. Now I”m to fucking mean to give a shit. Fine. If you can’t be bothered to oh I dunno be a decent human being to your child and offer them a hand every now and again, fuck you. 
er…that was all hypothetically of course (and pre-appletini).
pouting is so undignified…. I kinda figure it pretty much ended for women when Shirley Temple got boobies - but hey I suppose it has worked for some…
I know a number of women who deserve That one!
Kick.
Her.
Ooh that’s annoying. Honey, you’re not fooling anyone except some horny guys in systems. And the girl at Subway - that would have made me really mad. I might have said something to her. And then she would have tried to fight me. And then I would have pulled out some Linde Riley Kali S#@t and… ah! nevermind - I’m getting a bit carried away.
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A couple of cosmos will mellow you right out.
I never pulled the pouty face either.
My dad was NOT one to put up with that crap.
So I guess I learned I’d have to get whatever I wanted for myself.
How sick is that?!
As for your associate–you done good.
I’m afraid I might’ve laughed in her face…
*howling*